Streamer goes viral after her hilarious The Witcher 3 plot rant - Dexerto

Streamer goes viral after her hilarious The Witcher 3 plot rant

Published: 4/Jan/2020 11:07

by Connor Bennett


Twitch streamer Nuts provided her hilarious take on part of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt’s story as she lost her mind with doing ‘favors’ for Kiera Metz.

CD Projekt Red’s The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt may have released back in 2015, but it has seen itself become one of the most popular games on both Steam and Twitch in recent weeks.

This sudden shot in the arm of popularity follows the release of Netflix’s live-action take on the popular franchise, giving people who may not have had an interest in the game in the past a chance to actually see what all the hype is about. As such, many players have enjoyed the critically acclaimed third game but others, like Nuts, have found hilarious issues with its plot and storylines.


CD Projekt Red
CD Projekt Red
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During her January 3 stream, the Norwegian streamer was locked into a few quests centering on Kiera Metz – one of the game’s many side characters – when she took issue with what she was being asked to do.

“Why am I cucked? Every single time, I’m cucked.” Nuts yelled while also slamming her desk. “Why does she keep asking me to do favors? I’m here hoping for some like nice times spent together. I’m hoping for us to bond, for you to become my friend, to stay with me and she just keeps asking me to do things every single time!”


The streamer wasn’t finished with her hilarious rant there though. “She keeps asking me to do stuff for her and I’m like a fricking lap dog,” Nuts added. “She hasn’t given me any money yet, she hasn’t given me any herbs, she hasn’t given me anything! I just keep doing stuff for her because she’s so hot and I can’t help myself!”

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Due to the hilarious nature of the moment, fans quickly created a highlight clip of it and shared it around, prompting the clip to go viral with well over 80,000 views.


Those views might not force the game to give Nuts some progress with wooing Kiera but that comes later down the line anyway – provided you run all her errands first.