Top 50 funniest EA FC 24 team names for Ultimate Team & Pro Clubs

❘ Published: 2023-12-12T21:12:05

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As EA Sports FC 24 ushers in a fresh chapter for Ultimate Team and Pro Clubs, it’s the perfect time to pick a new, witty, and ridiculous team name for the season. Let’s explore some of the funniest team names in EA’s game.

Both modes have evolved significantly since their inception in FIFA 09, with Pro Clubs growing beyond basic record-keeping and Ultimate Team expanding with numerous promos and objectives that are now integral to the experience.

The two modes will both be carrying over into EA SPORTS Football Club once that takes the reigns from the FIFA franchise, and they’re both not going to change too much.

The same real players, clubs, leagues, and stadiums will be available in Ultimate Team and you’ll still be able to play 11v11 in Pro Clubs. Though, you might need a fresh start.

Best EA SPORTS FC 24 team names

Players will lose their FUT Founder status from FIFA 09 – if you’re lucky enough to still have it, that is anyway – so it could be time to overhaul your club name for both Ultimate Team and Pro Clubs.

You might be someone who likes a pun, wants to use a real player’s name, or an inside reference for long-time FIFA players.

So, here’s our list with EA FC 24’s funniest names, consisting of some old classics you’ve seen in both modes before, as well as some new ones that you might not have thought of previously:

Pjanic at the Isco
Boca Seniors
Going Toulouse
Expect Toulouse
Kroos Control
Real SoSoBad
Baines on Toast
Lads on Toure
FC Fuchs Sake
Sheffield Thursday
Borussia Teeth
Tekkerslovakia
KanteBeStopped
Martial Law
Farcelona
Pique Blinders
Kops and Szobbers
Jota Have Faith
ØdeFans
Cheesy Iheanachos
OsasunaOrLater
I Dont Kjær
Cesc Pistols
Inter Row Z
CtrlAltDefeat
Lallana Del Ray
Krul to be Kind
SlideIntoMyCDM
Weiss Weiss Baby
IsUrMotherWell
Ake 47 FC
Boom Xhakalaka
How I met your Mata
Class on Grass
NetSixAndChill
Just Matip
FC Copenbadly
ABCDE FC
Crap on Grass
No Wucking Forries
Schneiderlin DMs
21 Savic’s
Petr Cech Yourself
Ting Goes Skriniar
Snorting Lisbon
Happy Neuer
Neighmar
LSD Eindhoven
Unathletic Madrid
Unreal Madrid

Obviously, there are thousands of names that you could settle on, and many players choose to use inside jokes at times – especially when it comes to playing Pro Clubs with a group of pals.

Just make sure you don’t go over the line and land yourself in trouble with EA. You’ll have to go back to the drawing board then.

Those are the funniest team names in EA FC 24. For more content, check our guides here.