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Dr Disrespect goes on hilarious rant about “stupid” bathroom habits

Published: 8/Nov/2019 11:11 Updated: 8/Nov/2019 11:42

by Jacob Hale


Dr Disrespect isn’t afraid to let his thoughts be known, and in a livestream on November 7 he addressed the “stupid” people who choose to wipe standing up after using the bathroom.

The Doc is one of Twitch’s biggest streamers, with his ‘no holds barred’ content leaving viewers thoroughly entertained and unsure of what he’ll do or say next.

Of course, this means that sometimes the Two-Time will come out with something so shocking that nobody could have expected to hear on a Twitch stream, and in his November 7 stream, he addressed something we can all relate to: wiping habits in the bathroom.

MLGDr Disrespect has become a cult figure in both the streaming and esports scene.

“I have a hard time understanding this whole concept of standing and wiping,” he said. “I don’t understand who does that. They’re alien. They’re alien-ish.”

Naturally, he went on to explain his reasoning for this thought process.

“Why would I want to stand up in a posture that collapses my buttcheeks? Why would I want to go through the pressure as I wipe, through the pressure of my buttcheeks as I get the chunk out? Or whatever’s leftover. I don’t get it.”

Eventually, he put his thoughts concisely, simply saying “it’s stupid” to wipe while standing up, adding that it’s “like buying a V6 Mustang” and he “doesn’t have time for this.”

Though it would seem much more common to wipe sitting down, according to a Reddit sample of 950 people taken in 2017, approximately 32% of people wipe standing up. This corresponds with findings from Men’s Health in 2018, in which around 35% of their Twitter followers say they wipe standing up.

After threatening to turn off the stream, the Doc took a moment to regain composure before continuing with his stream in standard Doc fashion.

This isn’t the first rant Dr Disrespect has found himself embroiled in this week. Just a few days ago he raged at Modern Warfare thanks to being made a victim of the infamous 725 shotgun and claymore combo.

While for some streamers ranting is a rare occurrence, with The Doc, it’s exactly what you expect to see every time you load up his stream. 


Asmongold defends Forsen after learning the real reason for Twitch ban

Published: 27/Nov/2020 20:11

by Michael Gwilliam


Popular Twitch star ‘Asmongold’ went to bat for fellow streamer Sebastian ‘Forsen’ Fors after the Swede was banned from the platform on November 26.

At first, no one knew the real reason for Forsen’s ban, with some thinking it may have been DMCA-related. However, viewers soon discovered that for a brief moment in a recent broadcast he showed a gif of a horse in a very inappropriate scene.

Despite this, Asmongold decided to stick up for Forsen during his own broadcast and call out Twitch for banning him due to an honest mistake.

“How the f**k is that going to be TOS? If…I don’t understand. You’ve got other people and they’re going around showing Animal Planet,” he explained. “Like you see literal animals killing each other, but you see a horse’s d**k?”

To this, Asmongold makes an interesting point. There are streams on Twitch that document animals in the wild and they can get into some rather freaky situations that, while natural, aren’t exactly the kind of thing you’d show your boss.

“Listen, horses don’t wear clothes, you know that?” the streamer sarcastically stated. “So, if you look at a horse, you’re going to see their d**k. Like, that’s all there is to it. It’s weird, man.”

However, right after making this argument, the streamer learned that it wasn’t just the horse that got Forsen banned, but the girl who was in the gif with the animal that changed the whole conversation. Briefly, anyway.

“Okay, that’s a little bit different,” he confessed. “It’s a little bit more than what I thought it was.”

Despite this, Asmongold still defended Forsen for the mistake of showing the gif. “I don’t think it’s really that big of a deal. You show that for like a second, right? Cause it’s an accident.”

According to the popular World of Warcraft player, one second of footage shouldn’t determine a whole Twitch career. “That seems stupid to me,” he added. “But you know, here we are.”

Unfortunately for Forsen, the streamer says this time, his ban is indefinite and it’s unclear when, if ever, he will be unbanned.

Hopefully, with Asmongold speaking out, Twitch can agree to let this incident slide and let Fors back on the platform so he can stream again.