Bodacious Twitch streamer crushes beer can between buns of steel

Published: 27/Nov/2019 2:25

by Brad Norton


In what is unquestionably one of the most remarkable displays of raw power in the history of Twitch, this over the top streamer personified elegance when crushing a can of beer as only he could.

Formerly a renowned Vine star with over two million followers on the since-defunct platform, Michael Lopriore transitioned his efforts to Twitch and has climbed to notoriety once again through his comedic acts.

Often ramping things up a notch with his community and donning various hairstyles, the entertaining streamer has found himself in the spotlight after a hilarious night of drinking.


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i’ll crush a budweiser with my fucking ass cheeks and then make out with your aunt cheryl you fucking slug

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Throughout a November 26 broadcast, Lopriore jumped through a variety of popular games, entertaining his viewers between each competitive match. 

Drinking all the while, the streamer transitioned to a full-shot of his webcam before addressing his fanbase directly: “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m going to crush this can with my buttcheeks,” he hilariously stated out of nowhere.

“My mum blessed me with a Puerto Rican pair of buttcheeks that are absolutely amazing,” he added as his blonde wig fluttered in the center of the frame. 


Chugging the can of Coors Light with his pinky elegantly raised to showcase his class, the streamer deadpanned the camera before standing up and assuming position for the butt-clenching feat.

Wedging the can in place, he flexed his entire body and revealed the perfectly crushed aftermath. Unbeknownst to the streamer, this iconic moment would quickly draw a lot of new eyes to his broadcast.

“Dude, who the f*ck posted this clip of me crushing a beer can with my ass cheeks,” he questioned on Twitter. “LMFAO I woke up to 23k views on this clip from last night! Low Brow entertainment at its finest baby.”


The combination of perfectly fitting music, over the top visuals, and a tremendous feat of strength all coalesced into a memorable moment in Twitch history.

Perhaps this former Vine phenomenon will look to one-up this amusing bit throughout his next variety stream. 


TimTheTatman rage quits after finding three fishing rods in Fortnite

Published: 5/Dec/2020 1:17

by Alex Tsiaoussidis


Fortnite players know all too well what it’s like to land in a hot spot and struggle to find a weapon, including TimTheTatMan, who hilariously rage quit after he found nothing but fishing rods.

Tim ‘TimTheTatman’ Betar has jumped back on the Fortnite bandwagon in Season 5. The latest update has brought a lot of old stars back, and for the most part, the reception has been positive.

In Tim’s case though, it hasn’t been all sunshine and roses. He wanted to enjoy everything the new season has to offer. Instead, all he got was fishing rods and lots of them.

Epic Games Fortnite TimTheTatMan Fishing Pole
TimTheTatman is a talented gamer in his own right, but he’s also hilarious to watch.

TimTheTatman descended onto Salty Towers with his squad, looking for an ideal place to land. Unfortunately, the two vacant rooftops he saw both had fishing rods. “Oh good, a fishing pole, oh good, another fishing pole, okay,”  he said.

He decided to land on a house instead. “If I come in here and there’s a fishing pole, I’m leaving,” he said while breaking into the attic with his pickaxe. “I’m literally not kidding. I’m backing out if there’s a fishing pole in here.”

Fortunately, there wasn’t one in the attic, but there was nothing else either, so he dove a little deeper. He dropped down the staircase, turned left it into the kitchen, and hilariously found another fishing rod staring into his soul.

Epic Games Fortnite TimTheTatMan Fishing Pole
Epic Games
It’s not ideal to find a fishing rod as your first weapon in Fortnite.

Without saying a word, TimTheTatman opened up the menu, quit the game, and placed his hands on his head in disbelief. “I’m not doing it,” he said, as he struggled to find the words to sum up his rage.

“The two guns I was going to land on [were] fishing poles,” he added. “I open up a door and go left, fishing pole. I’ll try again. When you guys are done, I’ll be ready to go again. I’m not going to play that game. I’m not going to do it.”

There’s nothing worse than landing in a spot surrounded by enemies and finding nothing useful.

Still, TimTheTatman’s fans were rolling on the floor laughing after seeing him get so riled up about it. Plus, the fact it happened to be a fishing rod made it even funnier.