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Shroud in hysterics at SCUM’s bizarre emotes and customization

Published: 26/May/2019 16:05 Updated: 14/Apr/2020 13:12

by Marcus Banks


Twitch superstar Michael ‘shroud’ Grzesiek decided to try out a new style of game on his channel, and couldn’t believe what he was witnessing while playing survival game SCUM.

Released in August 2018, SCUM is an open world multiplayer survival game with the main goal being long-term survival, meaning players are forced to explore in search of vital resources.


The early access game allows for some extremely detailed character customization options, and shroud was visibly amused while creating his in-game persona.

TWITCH:SHROUDshroud decided to switch up the content on his channel by playing SCUM.


As well as the more general options such as skin colour, gender and body type – players are able to fully customize the length of the character’s private part, when choosing a male.

While creating his character, shroud used ‘concealed’ mode to hide the area, but it soon disappeared as he edited the size of his player’s manhood.

Despite adjusting the length to 10 inches, shroud claimed: “it’s not even that big.”


After finishing up his character customization, shroud and his squad were left to fend for themselves in the wilderness and couldn’t contain their laughter when it came time to use the toilet.

Unbeknown to the former CS:GO professional, his character unzipped his pants to reveal the previously sculpted p*nis while urinating, sending him into hysterics.

“Oh my, you take it right out!” he said. “You see this Yuri?!”


Will shroud get banned on Twitch?

While the feature may have been entertaining for the majority of shroud’s viewers, some were fearing the worst, with streamers such as Alinity Divine being banned in recent weeks for displaying certain content on their channel.

However, Twitch terms of service state that in-game nudity is allowed, as long it isn’t the main focus of the game and the streamer has set their stream as mature, meaning shroud is will almost certainly not face any punishment.


Twitch streamer shocked after viewer sends him 126 lbs of cranberry sauce

Published: 8/Oct/2020 1:02

by Virginia Glaze


Popular Twitch streamer ‘TheStockGuy’ was left speechless after receiving 126 lbs of cranberry sauce in the mail from one of his viewers in a hilarious prank.

Twitch is one of the net’s most popular live streaming platforms, and rightfully so; the site is home to a slew of hilarious and shocking moments that happen in real-time, from everything to doors falling on unlucky streamers in the middle of video games to viewers rescuing streamers’ trapped cats.


However, some of these on-stream occurrences are downright strange, and many streamers have received the odd occasional gift from their viewers, including that time when Pokimane received a body pillow with a photo of herself on it.

While streamers having a public P.O. Box to receive gifts from fans is not uncommon, very often the things they receive are; and Twitch streamer TheStockGuy became the subject of a seriously weird present of sorts.

Pokimane, Twitch
Twitch: Pokimane
Twitch star “Pokimane” has received a slew of strange gifts from fans – one of which was a body pillow with her own face on it.

During an October 6 broadcast, TheStockGuy — who has gained notoriety on the platform for educating his viewers about finances and the stock market — revealed he’d been sent 126 lbs of Ocean Spray brand cranberry sauce.

“What is wrong with you people?” the streamer asked, seeming genuinely baffled by the situation. “Somebody sent me 126 lbs of cranberry sauce! What — where am I supposed to put this? Isn’t there some charity or something this money could go to?”

Although the he appeared to be utterly flummoxed by the viewers’ decision, he decided to make the best of the unexpected prank, stating that he would donate the sauce to his local food bank for the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday.


“I mean — you know what? Joke’s on you!” he continued. “I’m giving this to the local food shelter for thanksgiving, so they don’t have to purchase cranberry sauce! That’s right — we’re making something good out of this!”

It seems that TheStockGuy’s viewers found the scenario to be completely hilarious — and while it certainly is worth a hearty chuckle, it’s good to know that the broadcaster is putting his viewer’s practical joke to good use, in the end.