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Censor’s “I want a baby” prank on girlfriend backfires in hilarious way

Published: 14/Nov/2019 1:10

by Virginia Glaze


Call of Duty pro Doug “Censor” Martin is back in the esports game – but that isn’t stopping him from making content with girlfriend Marylin, who he decided to prank in a scheme that went hilariously wrong.

After finally announcing their relationship in late July, the couple hasn’t been shy about collaborating for YouTube videos, with Marylin pulling practical jokes on her boyfriend for their audience.

In fact, she even pretended to break up with him over the release of Modern Warfare – a “really nasty prank” that Censor got revenge on with his own brutal scheme.

To get back at Marylin for her fake-breakup, Martin decided to convince her that he wanted a baby “right now,” taking “days” to plan the setup and even Tweeting out a subliminal message to his girlfriend.

“I’m not gonna hold back,” Censor explained. “I’m gonna be a savage about this. I’m gonna try to convince her on every single level… I’m just gonna do everything to convince this girl that we need to have a baby right now.”

Censor dated girlfriend Marylin for a year before finally revealing her to the world.

As it turns out, the CoD pro’s practical joke didn’t go over so well with his amore, with Marylin expressing understandable concern about having a child without any consent on her part.

“… I’m contemplating what the f*** I’m doing,” she argued. “Am I gonna get my Master’s? Am I gonna pursue my dreams and become an actress? …this is not the time for me to be popping out a kid.”

“You’re going to be a housewife for the rest of your life, babe, what are you talking about?” Censor rebutted.

“You deserve a f***ing slap in the face for that,” Marylin retorted.

Censor went on to claim that he’d called his lawyer to take care of their marriage before finally admitting it was all a prank: a joke that he felt “so bad” about making.

Despite their “argument,” the couple made up shortly thereafter – but this wouldn’t be the first time that they’ve pranked each other about future children.

In fact, Marylin convinced Martin that she was pregnant during a video in late September, to which he had a surprisingly wholesome reaction.

Although the two continue to play pranks on each other, it doesn’t look like they’re planning for kids anytime soon – something that Censor himself claimed he isn’t ready for, just yet.


Daequan’s first tweet after 6-month hiatus sparks hope for Twitch return

Published: 27/Nov/2020 5:39

by Andrew Amos


Daequan ‘Daequan’ Loco has broken his six-month social media silence in time for Thanksgiving. While the tweet was short and sweet, it has given fans of the former TSM Fortnite star hope for a potential return to Twitch.

Daequan has practically disappeared from the public eye in 2020. He vowed that he’d try to return to Twitch by January 2020 after taking time off to focus on his health, but hasn’t made an appearance on the platform since December 2019.

On top of that, he’s gone quiet on socials, not posting anything since March. While he has moved in with long-time friend and former duo Hamlinz in the meantime, there wasn’t any indication he was coming back to streaming.

However, Daequan has finally broken his silence to give thanks to his fans on Thanksgiving, and tell everyone that he is getting along just fine.

“Feeling better than I have in years. Always thankful,” the short message red, with a selfie of the streamer.

The tweet has gone viral, with over 100,000 fans liking the tweet, and many of his contemporaries sending him messages of support, including TimtheTatman, NICKMERCS, and Classify.

Daequan’s eight-word return has also managed to spark hope in his fanbase of a potential return to streaming. No matter whether it’s Fortnite, or a new game that’s come out in his absence like Valorant, Daequan’s fans are itching to see him back on the platform.

There is potential for a return. Hamlinz has been a bit more active on social media, and Tfue even tried to get him to turn on the stream ⁠— even if just for a day.

No matter what though, Daequan is taking things at his own pace. He’s still on that journey to better health, and will return in his own time when he believes it’s right.

Fans of Daequan will be hoping it’s not another six months until we hear from the TSM Fortnite star again, but only time will tell if he actually commits to returning to streaming.